There are more horrors on her blog /blog.Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate RTM With SP1 x86 RETAIL English DVD-WZT| 2.39 Gb Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 SP1 helps keep your PCs and servers on the latest support level, provides ongoing improvements to the Windows Operating System (OS), includes previous updates delivered over Windows Update and incremental updates to the Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 platforms based on customer and partner feedback, and is easy for organizations to deploy a single set of updates. UPDATE: Turns out the Songsmith Classics were created by HE reader azz100c.

And it hath giveth a plentiful bounty, ten fold… a bunch of mash ups of modern song lyrics backed by Songsmith’s instrumental stylings. Luckily the internet occasionally giveth more than it taketh away.

It’s supply on one side and an absolute vacuum of demand on the other. I have been to the internet and I promise you there weren’t any kids there clammering for a software that adds 1990’s-esque midi jams to their bittersweet lyrics about ponies and ninjas and such. Now, I said MS’s products weren’t ALL inherently inferior… Songsmith certainly is the exception. If the subject doesn’t laugh at first, then slowly start to stare in shivering disbelief, they know it’s a synthetic and “retire” it on the spot. Blade Runners actually administer that video as part of the Voight-Kampff test to identify potential replicants. It’s like an exercise in lack of self awareness. Did you watch the infomercial? Watch it! Seriously. So, while I am not suggesting that their product is actually inferior to their competition’s, I am asserting that their marketing department is a butthole chewing dumbass factory (literally a factory that manufactures dumbasses that chew on their own buttholes for sustenance). Other than that I was able to compute to my hearts desire. I used them for over a decade before switching to a Mac and the biggest complaint I had was Windows XP Networking and file sharing NEVER working the same way from day to day or machine to machine. Microsoft products may fit your needs perfectly and that’s just fine. Judging from the infomercial they produced for Microsoft Songsmith (a software that lets you… well, read panel one in the comic) it only took about $500 to negate all of their damage control efforts and solidify their image as the ultimate “ we still don’t get it” company.īy “it” I am referring to “ cool” not quality. Microsoft spent hundreds of millions of dollars last year to try and undo the damage Apple’s “I’m a Mac/I’m A PC” ad campaign had done to their image.

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